Saturday, May 31, 2008
Saturday.......
Today I got to go to the Family Med Center and prod about in a rather special place practicing a pelvic exam. The whole process wasn't made any easier by the fact that a faculty member was standing there watching me, but I must say the faculty member was suprisingly nice to me and helped me obs and gobs, even though I was nervous and my hands were soaked with sweat, so much so that I had a hard time getting my gloves on. I found the cervix with minimum problems and even did a bi-manual exam and found the ovaries, they felt like wads of chewing gum.
After that palava I came home and took girl to the rink and then me and the missus went to Cafe Brazil for a fancy breakfast....it was good, and the service was a million times better than last time, so I ranked it as a 4 out of 10. The missus and me went to the farmers market after and she bought some plants and some bee pollen. Then we swent to an office supply store to check out the price of MS word and all that bejizzmo stuff.......I almost popped out a hemorrhoid when I saw the price at $159, it was only due to my double chin that my jaw didn't hit the ground. So I came home and we did some thinking and I figured I would e-mail some friends and ask if they have any extra activations left on their CD's and lo and behold I hit the jackpot. Another faculty member came up with the goods and after an afternoon of studying and a quick nap, we took off for Edmond to pick it up. We stopped off at the liquor store first to buy a "thank you" bottle of wine, a bo-jolly, one of our favorites.
After dropping off the wine and picking up the CD we took off for the other side of town to a party we had been invited to. We went through the countryside and even saw some cows, and wheat field, it was the best summer vacation we have had in years. We got lost trying to find our friends home so called for directions, Susie didn't know how to guide us to her house so we winged it while she was on the phone, turned out we were only a block away, and she's a maillady????????
Great party, made some friends, and drank some wine, and we were home by 9.30........talk about old farts!!!!!!!
Tonight my MS office is loaded and I am sipping more wine, while I watch an old film on TCM and enjoy my wife's company....life is good.
Good night sweetheart, it's time to go....ba-do-be-doo
After that palava I came home and took girl to the rink and then me and the missus went to Cafe Brazil for a fancy breakfast....it was good, and the service was a million times better than last time, so I ranked it as a 4 out of 10. The missus and me went to the farmers market after and she bought some plants and some bee pollen. Then we swent to an office supply store to check out the price of MS word and all that bejizzmo stuff.......I almost popped out a hemorrhoid when I saw the price at $159, it was only due to my double chin that my jaw didn't hit the ground. So I came home and we did some thinking and I figured I would e-mail some friends and ask if they have any extra activations left on their CD's and lo and behold I hit the jackpot. Another faculty member came up with the goods and after an afternoon of studying and a quick nap, we took off for Edmond to pick it up. We stopped off at the liquor store first to buy a "thank you" bottle of wine, a bo-jolly, one of our favorites.
After dropping off the wine and picking up the CD we took off for the other side of town to a party we had been invited to. We went through the countryside and even saw some cows, and wheat field, it was the best summer vacation we have had in years. We got lost trying to find our friends home so called for directions, Susie didn't know how to guide us to her house so we winged it while she was on the phone, turned out we were only a block away, and she's a maillady????????
Great party, made some friends, and drank some wine, and we were home by 9.30........talk about old farts!!!!!!!
Tonight my MS office is loaded and I am sipping more wine, while I watch an old film on TCM and enjoy my wife's company....life is good.
Good night sweetheart, it's time to go....ba-do-be-doo
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Good Grief
....Where have I been? I'd like to say that I have been somewhere really exciting and done some shit hot and cheeky things, but I haven't, I have been in PA school doing my best to balls everything up, and I did a pretty good job of it, I must say.
I threw a elephant sized bollock into the works last year after completing my 17 months of PA school, by failing neuroanatomy. I received a letter telling me that I had to repeat the year coming up again, or more precisely the timespan from mid-January to the end of October 2008, then, and only then, if I passed my classes, I could go out on rotations. So here I am in mid to almost the end of May and happy to say that I am passing all my classes, although one of them was by the width of a dissected pube. Nevertheless, as Newmann would say, I am trudging along.
As for the rest of my life, outside of PA school, it is dandiferous. Me and the missus are having a ball (more often than not), it must be my innocent student status that turns her on. We are making time 99% of the time, to complete a crossword a day together, sometimes 2, especially if they are easy ones. We haven't been anywhere due to my schooling activities, but we enjoy each others company, so I imagine we'd be happy sitting in a dung heap sipping tea and scoffing on a rather large piece of pie.
Last year I bought her a laptop, and she has taken to it like a fourth chin on Oprah Winfrey. She has set up her own Etsy shop and is flogging her stuff like crazy. Obviously she knows more about computers than I do. Speaking of which, my laptop took a turn for the worse this past Memorial weekend, I downloaded some type of virus, something called windows antivirus 2008, and let me tell you, it is Fawful and Funasty. I can't do knacker all on it. My next door neighbour is Asian and well up on all the techno stuff, so I asked him to come and give it a looksy tonight. He brought over some little white box type gizmo and plugged it into my laptop, then he told me to copy this, delete that, move this there and get rid of that over there and he will be back after his daughter's graduation to check on me. So far I have done 3 of the 4 things but nothing has changed on my computer. He must have a great deal of faith in me or has already consumed copious amounts of home made beer, and has no clue that he is even helping me. If nothing changes by tomorrow, I may have to fork out some money to get it fixed, that's a bummer.
There has been too much going on in the past 2 years to even think of writing down here, so I will just pick up as though I have never gone away. We will start with this scenario;
I am in PA school, doing well, more happily married than anyone with my looks ever deserves, and having more rumpy-pumpy than John Holmes had on a good day. My daughter is 16, and that's about all that needs to be said on that subject. I have a good car for the first time in my life, that is actually younger than a few of my pairs of underpants in the tallboy, and probably in better shape than. I have 1 dog, numerous cats, and nothing else to feed. My street is quiet, my neighbours are nice, I go to church every week, and I haven't been arrested for anything at all. I will add that I am now a US citizen, and one day I will tell the story about that day.
So there we have it, all in all not much to write home about, and I bet you are asking yourself, if you are even reading this, what the f*$k, why is he even writing this shit. Well the plain and simply truth is, I am, so there.
So as they say in Wales,
I'll be back mun, me, issit
I threw a elephant sized bollock into the works last year after completing my 17 months of PA school, by failing neuroanatomy. I received a letter telling me that I had to repeat the year coming up again, or more precisely the timespan from mid-January to the end of October 2008, then, and only then, if I passed my classes, I could go out on rotations. So here I am in mid to almost the end of May and happy to say that I am passing all my classes, although one of them was by the width of a dissected pube. Nevertheless, as Newmann would say, I am trudging along.
As for the rest of my life, outside of PA school, it is dandiferous. Me and the missus are having a ball (more often than not), it must be my innocent student status that turns her on. We are making time 99% of the time, to complete a crossword a day together, sometimes 2, especially if they are easy ones. We haven't been anywhere due to my schooling activities, but we enjoy each others company, so I imagine we'd be happy sitting in a dung heap sipping tea and scoffing on a rather large piece of pie.
Last year I bought her a laptop, and she has taken to it like a fourth chin on Oprah Winfrey. She has set up her own Etsy shop and is flogging her stuff like crazy. Obviously she knows more about computers than I do. Speaking of which, my laptop took a turn for the worse this past Memorial weekend, I downloaded some type of virus, something called windows antivirus 2008, and let me tell you, it is Fawful and Funasty. I can't do knacker all on it. My next door neighbour is Asian and well up on all the techno stuff, so I asked him to come and give it a looksy tonight. He brought over some little white box type gizmo and plugged it into my laptop, then he told me to copy this, delete that, move this there and get rid of that over there and he will be back after his daughter's graduation to check on me. So far I have done 3 of the 4 things but nothing has changed on my computer. He must have a great deal of faith in me or has already consumed copious amounts of home made beer, and has no clue that he is even helping me. If nothing changes by tomorrow, I may have to fork out some money to get it fixed, that's a bummer.
There has been too much going on in the past 2 years to even think of writing down here, so I will just pick up as though I have never gone away. We will start with this scenario;
I am in PA school, doing well, more happily married than anyone with my looks ever deserves, and having more rumpy-pumpy than John Holmes had on a good day. My daughter is 16, and that's about all that needs to be said on that subject. I have a good car for the first time in my life, that is actually younger than a few of my pairs of underpants in the tallboy, and probably in better shape than. I have 1 dog, numerous cats, and nothing else to feed. My street is quiet, my neighbours are nice, I go to church every week, and I haven't been arrested for anything at all. I will add that I am now a US citizen, and one day I will tell the story about that day.
So there we have it, all in all not much to write home about, and I bet you are asking yourself, if you are even reading this, what the f*$k, why is he even writing this shit. Well the plain and simply truth is, I am, so there.
So as they say in Wales,
I'll be back mun, me, issit
